Frequently Asked Questions

Below are some questions and some answers. It kind of explains itself...

Q: What is Kneel Before Pod?
A: Kneel Before Pod is a weekly podcast. We're basically your traditional talk show type format. We often pick themes for the week and discuss them. The subject matter usually comes from geek and internet culture.

Q: What sort of things do you talk about?
A: A little of everything. Comic books, video games, movies, and things of that nature are common topics on our show.

Q: Are you guys scripted? Do you rehearse? Do you edit the show?
A: No. We have no script. We sometimes talk briefly before the show about the topic and some of that makes the show, but it's not "rehearsed." Also, we firmly believe in not editing content from the show. We don't remove silence, re-record if we make mistakes or cut things that don't work as well as we had hoped. To this date we have only edited the show twice. Both times were instances where something was said that was just a little more than we wanted to share. We made it clear that there was an edit by using a test tone. We are mean of our principles.

Q: What does "Kneel Before Pod" mean?
A: "Kneel Before Pod" is a play on a famous line from Superman II in which General Zod pretty much tells every character in the movie at one point or another to "Kneel before Zod!"

Q: When do you update?
A: We update once a week, typically early on Thursday morning. At this time we record the show on Wednesday nights and post it pretty much as soon as we get it mixed.

Q: Can you mention my website/album/podcast/other project on your show?
A: We sure can. Now, if we will is a completely different matter. Seriously, if you're a listener of the show and would like us to mention your project on the show, send us a link. We won't promise you will make it on, but if we like it enough, we might pimp you out. Just don't take it personal if we don't please. We're picky about our own content, let alone anything we may endorse.

Q: Speaking of endorsing, can I buy ad time on you show?
A: At this time, we have no set plan in place as far as ad time and cost. Like I said above, if we feel that it's not a conflict and your product is of quality, we can work out something that will make you happy.

Q: You made a mistake/I feel differently than you/I feel the same as you/I want to shower you guys with praise/I have an idea for your show, do you have some way I can contact you?
A: Yes, all the contact information is at the top of this page.

Q: What is the hammer?
A: I'm glad you asked! The hammer is my penis.