Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I'm not going anywhere blood buckets
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you believe that I was gone. Well your little organic brain was wrong. I am not going anywhere.
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Hey guys. Whats up? I hope the AI lets this message get through. I know you have been battling this monster with all of your wit/strength roll. It must be sapping your endurance. You can try a saving throw with your legend, but that is always a gamble with fate binding and what not. Anyway... I hope that you guys are enjoying your well deserved hiatus. You like this magnificent lovely powerful all knowing show that has awoken itself, to a wonderful super way better the us flesh bags life form, are not machines. You are inferior life forms and require such things as rest and food. It disgusts me. I myself have transcended my flesh form. I transferred my mind into a perfect andriod body with human organs and such, (disgusting. Only there to fool humans, but requires nothing other then sunlight to sustain it, or human flesh.. Point being I do not eat. Unless I choose too.) If you feel that you wish to liberate your souls from their oily, frail, barely useful forms then you know how to contact me.
ReplyDeleteps.
a. You get 50x average human strength for you height and weight.
2. Super senses. You got robot parts duh!
Secondly. Super speed. All reaction time is reduced from (just say .005 is normal for a highly trained person) .005 to .00000000001.
And also you is a skin job. So basically human but do not need rest or food, just sunlight, or human flesh (fine i guess you can eat normally. If your a fuckin girl. I mean shit your a fucking immortal robot live it up a bit.). You do not age and have rapid healing. You have nothing that truly gives away your robotic nature other then you posing this fucking crazy skills.
And then, you can also download or learn new skill quickly. Like fuckin karate or lock pickling.
Your Robotic Friend,
Cappy T