Searching for win

You may not know it, but a knowledgeable webmaster can find a lot of information about the people that visit his or her website. Here at Kneel Before Pod, while not amazing or even very knowledgeable webmasters, we still know our way around Google Analytics. This handy little tool lets me go through our web traffic and see exactly what search term a visitor used to find our website. So without further ado, here are some of the funnier searches that eventually found their way to Kneel Before Pod.

"thats what i love about them high" - I can only assume this is a search for that famous line from Dazed and Confused. How a line about high school girls staying the same age can lead to us, I have no idea...  Also, we all know the "Are you cool man?" quote is way better.  Anyways, we were like three years old when he graduated...

"i hate fps games on consoles" - Me too man... me too.

"it is stupid meat" - Now I have to wonder, is it meat that isn't very intelligent or is it meat that when ingested actually lowers your ability to reason? Either way, I don't think we have ever talked about this on the website or the podcast.

"order of the arrow 'have you seen the arrow'" - Order of the Arrow is an honor society within the Boy Scouts of America. I'm sorry Boy Scout, if you were looking for that here, you surely found The Green Arrow instead...  I will say this though.  I have had experiences in both Boy Scouts and with Green Arrow.  I prefer Green Arrow.

what pod does game?- Beats me.

games competing with world of warcraft - Lets all be honest, there are no games that truly compete against World of Warcraft. There are only games that happen to survive despite World of Warcraft.

star trek online enemy character chuck norris - Now, we got a lot of search hits because of my Star Trek Online review, but this is by far the most awesome of them all.

Now to end this all, I think that everyone with a website can tell you that you're going to get search hits for porn. It is impossible to avoid. The odds are always in favorite that a random sampling of words off your front page at any given moment can be arranged into something that sounds pornographic. Now take into account that we have "Kneel" in our name and Ryan actually did an interview with an internet porn star. Yeah, we have some interesting search results. So rather than take your time with a bunch of silly comments, here's just a list of the "better" ones. Warning, these may offend some people. I doubt they will offend anyone that reads our site though...

• interview with pron star before making movie
• kneel and suck
• kneel before me movies
• kneeling before other women
• pron pod three men (??? Seriously have no idea folks...)
• woman kneeling before men
• girls kneeling in front of porn star
• movie "sex with every girl"

Last thing to note...
On September 6th, 2009 we got our one and only AOL search hit. This is like finding fucking Bigfoot folks. Yes, this is indisputable proof that at least one person in the world still uses AOL. And they're interested in "Spore Endgame."