Bro-update.

~Article 2~
A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Note: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of that cabin alone, people would have been like, "Dude, come on." If only one Spanish dude had decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like, "Dude, come on." If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner in the early days of Motley Crue, people would have been like, "Lady, come on." The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.

~Article 3~

If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

Corollary: Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.
*personal note - I am obviously in violation of this article.