Bro-update.

~Article 2~
A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

Note: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of that cabin alone, people would have been like, "Dude, come on." If only one Spanish dude had decided to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like, "Dude, come on." If only Tommy Lee had worn eyeliner in the early days of Motley Crue, people would have been like, "Lady, come on." The license to be stupid is why we have Bros in the first place.

~Article 3~

If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

Corollary: Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie does not absolve a Bro from the spirit of this article.
*personal note - I am obviously in violation of this article.

Hey! Look at this!

I bought a book. It's a sort of self-help book. And since most of our listeners are men, I think I should share the information printed between this book's economically, yet durably, bound covers. The book is The Bro Code, written by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn*. Hopefully, this will be a daily learning experience, as I believe each and every one of the codes is worth committing to memory.

Learn with me, fellow Bros.

Article 1
Bros before ho's.

The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.


*I'd just like to note that I didn't write this. I'm not taking credit for any of this, beyond the re-typing and post on a public blog. And while you will be getting The Bro Code here, for free, I encourage all of you to buy a physical copy of the book, if only because it's a hell of a lot easier to re-read.