Man, do we suck...

!!!ATTENTION!!!

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE KNEEL BEFORE POD ALERT SYSTEM

THIS IS AN ACTUAL ALERT

THERE WILL BE NO NEW EPISODE OF KNEEL BEFORE POD THIS WEEK

CARL IS SICK

YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PODCAST WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK

PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASSES KICKED WITH AWESOME

KBP ALERT SYSTEM OUT

And now...

The bad news.

Since I've buttered you up with three (3!) posts in one week, I figure now is the time to drop the bomb on all of you.

There won't be a show this week.

I know, New Year's Resolutions and all that. We just took a break. Last week was kind of a clusterfuck. But we have a good reason.

Carl is seriously sick. He's been to the ER. There is blood coming out of his ears. Yeah. That bad.

And while a Vicodin-doped Carl would make for a fantastic show, I think, he's not feeling up to it. I don't blame him, honestly.

We'll be back next week, though, with our Watchmen show, and hopefully a bonus that we're both pretty excited about. Not much time to hype the 'men before they come out, I know, but just because a lame doesn't see it on opening day doesn't mean they won't see it at all.

No promises, because we don't like to break them. But trust us. We'll make good.